An imposing slab of plushness invites you to spend the rest of your life sleeping. ‘The Lavenham’ calls to my body, wishing to recieve me in it’s softness. This monolith of spring, foam, fabrics and timber is the culimation of sleep technology. Compared to this bed, ‘Silent Night’ is like a blast of happy-hardcore.
This mound of ultra-plush costs about as much as a 2nd hand Lexus, but offers comfort in excess of anything Alan Partridge could wish for, for this can transport me to the land of dreams, where Hypnos and Morpheus reign supreme. To lie on this bed is to be as one with those slumbering gods. Behold my super-king sized rectangle of the night.
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