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IT Contractors comment on the ID Card

I found some particularly good comments on the Blairwarch.co.uk blog article about the National ID card scheme:

“This is going to be one of the biggest wastes of public money ever. Still, as an IT contractor, maybe I will be lucky enough to get on the gravy train? I’ve worked on 2 local govt projects in the past 3 years, and each time the project has been cancelled after close on £1 million has been spent.” - Will

“The pressure is likely to be immense, given the timing of the next election and the likelihood of political weight being brought to bear to have it done and dusted before a likely Labour defeat. See rail privatisation for an example of what happens when you rush in order to make life difficult for the next people.”

The ID Card scheme is going to make a lot of IT contractors very well off. It’s an enormous project and it will require a lot of people. The chances of the biggest government IT project ever running according to schedule are minimal, and our prime minister is almost certainly counting on the fact that the fall-out of the National ID Card scheme will be the burden another government.

A Mighty Concession

So ID Cards will be compulsory by 2010, and our government are acting like they have made an enormous and magnanimous concession to the majority of the House of Lords who remain skeptical of this ill-conceived notion.

It is just an act; This is a complete victory for the government.

Work has not yet begun on the ID card system. No infrastructure has been put in place. Nobody has been recruited to build it and the billions that this white-elephant scheme are likely to cost are still safe in HM Treasury. The probability that the UK’s biggest ever public-sector IT project will be complete in less than four years is low.

The ID Card scheme is the technological equivalent of building the channel-tunnel. It’s big and it’s infrastructure will need to span our entire country. It will need to be reliable, secure and foolproof if it is to have any hope of working. What are the chances of a mega project being complete and functional in less than four years time?

Most likely, the 2010 deadline will come and go and the project will be incomplete, massively over-budget and prone to exactly the kind of security leaks that will make this project a thousand times more disastrous than a city full of millennium-domes.

I don’t plan to be in London for the 2012 Olympics, however I am sure I will be reading headlines about how the new and over-budget ID card scheme is screwing up our nation’s security.

Of Patents & Broken Windows

This short essay at the “Right to Create” explains the fallacy of IT Patents. We are often told by pro-patent advocates that a harmonious patent system is required for a thriving information economy. For those of us involved in IT, this just does not add up. Lawyers cost money, and patents (both the ones you have and the ones you dont have) end up costing businesses money.

“Many of you, no doubt, are familiar with Bastiat’s Parable of the Broken Window, in which is illustrated the fallacy of economic benefit caused by a small boy who throws a stone through the shopkeeper’s window, causing money to be spent by the keeper to pay a glazier to replace the window, which the glazier then uses to buy bread and shoes, etc.”

Like all of Batistat’s fallacies, begin with a widely held belief (e.g. economic protectionism is good), and then this notion is expanded upon in order to reveal it’s real absurdity. In this case, the easayist shows that arguing for IT patents makes as much sense as paying little boys to throw stones through windows.
And as a reminder to information activists, Cory Doctorow is hosting the final Copyfighter’s drunken brunch, possibly somewhere near the Stanhope Centre, near Hyde Park. Do please check Cory’s blog if you care for that sort of thing.

Award winning actors detained and “abused” at Luton Airport

What on earth were the Bedfordshire police thinking when they detained and interrogated an award winning group of actors? They had just returned from an award ceremony in where their film “The Road to Guantanamo” had won a “Silver Bear” award at the Berlin Film Festival.

Ironically, the film is about young British citizens who were wrongfully arrested and then sent to the American military detention centre in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. The actors were permitted to go home after some hours of questioning, however the whole incident gives the impression of a clueless and racist counter-terror operation.

Most countries like to honor their award winning citizens. A popular film can bring revenue to the box-office and sustain the British film industry. I’m saddened that Bedfordshire police cannot see the value in popular films that explore controvercial topics. I think that these hard-working actors deserve a public apology from the police!

Deadeye Dick’s Deadly Duck-Hunt

This exciting Flash game reveals just how hard shooting caged quails on a private game-shooting reserve must be. I’ve never shot a live animal, but once I began to play this game, the adrenelin rush was nothing short of incredible. How could anybody object to this truly noble sport?

The concept of the game is simple as it is beautiful; wait until the bird is released, take aim and then blast your prey out of the sky.

Completing this game will require the dexterity and moral courage of America’s Vice-President… please do nnot blame me if you fail tomeasure up to his standards of strength and moral courage.

Barbra and Mohamed

Have bloggers gone too far? Have we become arrogant bunch of offensive wankers, keen to assault other people’s profoundly felt beliefs for a quick giggle or a snide jibe. I’ve said that most bloggers (including this blogger) are vanity publishers and should really be out doing something better than writing these sad lonely comments that nobody in their right mind will read…

Which brings me on to today’s subject… those depictions of the Islamic prophet Mohamed as a bomber, and that cartoon which has inspired so much violence and embassy burning:

This is not Mohammed
It’s worth noting that nobody actually knows what the historical figure of Mohamed looked like. No illustrations of him survive, as he eschewed depiction. The cartoon resembles the historical figure in so much as any bearded, beturbaned man with a bomb in his headgear resembles any historical figure whose visage no living person can possibly recall.

The sensible response upon seeing this somewhat crude and provocative cartoon is to agree with the the message below the image – specifically that this is not Mohamed.

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In this 16th Century illustration, Mohamed is shown riding one of those human-headed horsey things. His face is veiled.
Ironically, the mob who are busy tearing down embassies in various Arab countries right now are doing their best to confirm precisely the prejudices that gave inspiration to this cartoon in the first place. The small proportion of those mobs who have seen those drawings and felt offended, probably did so because it was intended to highlight a very real tendency in modern Islamic belief.

It’s also yet another example of failing to heed the Barbra Streisand Effect. I can forgive radical islamofascists for not knowing the anecdote about an American Jewish singer who sued a photographic company in an effort to have photos of her beach mansion removed from a public archive. Not only did she fail to have the photos removed, but she also drew attention to what would otherwise have been an annonymous photo of a big house.

By making such a fuss of an image a certain group found offensive, they have caused that image to be replicated a million times. And that is exactly why I have posted the image today in my blog. It is likely that enraged Islamicists will now seek to burn down my flat… I fear them not. In fact I am prepared to show them exactly where I live:

Barbra's House

Bush administration censoring NASA science

The Bad Astronomy Blog has an interesting story about presidential interference in NASA’s scientific operations. It seems that the president is happy to be pro-science as long as none of the findings conflict with his supporter’s beliefes or short-term financial goals.

Christian Voice gags Springer (Again)

In response to threats from the right-wing radical pressure group Christian Voice, Sainsburys and Woolworths have decided not to stock the DVD of Jerry Springer The Opera. According to Haringey MP Lynne Featherstone, the supermarkets decided not to stock the DVD after only ten letters of complaint.

Ive decided to do absolutely none of my Xmas shopping at either of these shops. They claim that the most important factor in deciding what to stock is What customers want. They have incorrectly inferred from the desire of ten Christian Voice members that their customers would be offended to see this product on their shelves. Ironically, more people in the UK have seen and enjoyed Jerry Springer the Opera than are members of that pressure group.

The real sadness is not that a bunch of high-street shops refused to stock an interesting, artistic home-grown title but that these shops cannot accept the responsibility that goes with being a cultural outlet. They sell media and art much like they would sell a cabbage or a pack of cigarettes. Its merely another product on the shelf, and if people shout loud or long enough they will take the product off the shelf.

From: customerservice@sainsburys.co.uk
Subject: Other Questions

Dear Randi,

Thank you for contacting us. I am concerned to hear you are unhappy with our decision to no longer sell Jerry Springer, the Opera DVDs in our stores. I can understand how disappointed you must feel and I hope you will accept my sincere apologies.

Our entertainment range is particularly important at Christmas and we take many factors into consideration when deciding which titles to stock. Ultimately, the most important factor is what our customers want. In response to some to some of the feedback we have received, we have decided not to sell the Jerry Springer DVDs this Christmas.

I have passed your comments onto our marketing department. I would like to assure you they have taken your comments seriously and will bear them in mind for the future.

Once again thank you for contacting us. I hope that despite your disappointment you will continue to shop at Sainsburys in the future. May I take this opportunity to wish you merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

Kind regards,

Sarah Rose
Sainsbury’s Customer Services

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From: xxxxx@stodge.org
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The following comments have been made:

Full Name: Randi Mooney
Email: xxx@stodge.org
Subject: Christian Voice and Jerry Springer: The Opera on D
Comments:

In a typical week I spend 120 pounds on groceries from your Harringey supermarket.

For the entire Xmas period, I intend to shop at elsewhere. I am taking this action because of your refusal to stock the DVD “Jerry Springer the Opera” in response to pressure from a minority group calling themselves “Christian Voice”

I think your firm has been somewhat spineless to give in to unreasonable demands from a radically religious minority group.

Tell This Child the War on Terror is Unjust

A recent blog-posting on the Shelley the Republican blog demonstrates that you can justify almost any act of violence, repression and destruction by posting an image of a small blond child weeping at a funeral. When a small blond kid cries then armies move. Exceptional budgets are authorized and the brave and patriotic armed forces go to work.

As shelley says: we never want our citizens to suffer like this again, because she knows that nothing ends suffering like an international mobilization followed by a multi-year hostile occupation.

Now I very much doubt that American conservatives get to see images of starving and mutilated olive-skinned children on their nightly news; That sort of image doesn’t sell a war in the same way that weeping blond children do.

When asked to justify war in Iraq, most war-supporters will quickly remind us of Saddam’s appalling human rights record. They will position American and British involvement in the middle-east as if it were some kind of humanitarian mission. They genuinely believe that their president authorized a $200bn spend for mainly humanitarian reasons.

I completely support the fact we should to to Iran, Syria, North Korea and any other country that threatens peace in civilization all Cesear-style. ” - Shelley

The truth comes out; many of the people who most avidly support war in Iraq are explicit supporters of imperialism, and would happily support their politicians if they decided to nuke the whole of the middle-east. Anything to keep the depressing foreign death-toll from their nightly news.

Shelley for President - the one candidate who isn’t afraid to use a nuclear weapon to discipline out of control, weaker governments who call for our death. I’m willing to stake my reputation that the U.S. Colony of Iran could be a great tourist destination. I won’t even bother to set up a Constitution.” - “Shelley”

What I find most baffling about this whole thing is that many of the people who are most comfortable with the idea of nuclear genocide are also the ones who claim to be Christians. I’m not aware of any teachings of the mythical christ-figure advocating thermo-nuclear obliteration of ones foes, but then again I don’t pay too much attention to my bible.

Shelley the Republican

A quick glance through the politics section of the iTunes music store will show a bias towards left-wing or liberal podcasts. I guess conservatives generally don’t feel the need to take up the microphone when there are so many nationally syndicated American broadcasters willing to big-up the government.

Americans can watch Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly or the outrageous Anne Coulter, who famously described her middle-eastern foreign policy as We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity“.

Most conservatives do not feel a compelling need for DIY media; after all they are hardly likely to feel threatened by corporate controlled news. That explains why they feel no need for a conservative version of Indymedia.org - they have Fox!

Despite this, some conservatives have taken up podcasting. Introducing Shelley the Republican: a rising star of conservatism: She lives in Rural Texas and is an one of a new wave of republican activists. You can tell from her name that she is a passionate supporter of George W Bush, and devotes a great deal of personal time and energy to talking up her government’s achievements.

Now Shelley’s opinions are anything but moderate; I personally find them shocking. She Hates Islam. She suspects that most Moslems are terrorists or at least terrorist supporters. The only people she dislikes more than Moslems are the French, whom she describes as soft, gay and tolerant. I didnt have the opportunity to ask her what she thinks of gays, but I imagine she thinks it’s un-natural, evail and wrong.

So if I were a gay French Moslem, I expect she would be tempted to shoot on site.

I’m fascinated by Shelly because she is as different from me as any English speaking person is likely to be. Even though I disagree with her on almost any point we care to raise, I think it’s important to understand her point of view because great many Americans think like her.

Shelley is prepared to say what core Republican party supporters are really thinking. She and many like her form the base of the Bush Administration’s power.

George W Bush’s policy is designed to please Shelley and millions of Americans who think like her. I think the perverse policies that come out of Downing St are designed to please President Bush, so to some extent, by understanding Shelley we can understand what motivates Tony Blair.

One last thing; If you decide to leave a comment on Shelley’s blog please be polite and constructive. Shelly gets substantially more readers than I do, and I would hate to have them make a preemptive “shock and awe” strike on my blog; remember they have guns!