Monthly Archive for October, 2005

More Escape Pod

If you have not yet done so; I suggest you subscribe to Escape Pod, the weekly science-fiction podcast magazine. It is in my opinion the finest source of short fiction on the Internet. I believe Escape Pod is a very important project, so important that I am prepared to donate my own money to aid their cause. So important that I want you to subscribe and hear how good it is for yourself.

Traditionally the market for science-fiction is dominated by three art-forms: These are the big special-effects movie; the long-running high-concept series and the novel. There used to be a market for short stores, however subscriptions to the magazines that publish short fiction are at an all-time low, and books of anthologies are sold by fewer bookstores.

And as a result, the SF shelves of bookstores are becoming unfriendly places for new authors. Shelves that may once have contained rows of speculative fiction, now contain spin-off books: Novels based on movies or video-game concept, endless cod-Tolkienesque fantasies, trolls, wizards and space-marines repeating endless and tedious cliches.

This is a crisis of the imagination. The human imagination is what defines us as a species; without the ability to speculate, plan and wonder what might be we would still be living in caves. We can see many of the recent tragedies as failures of imagination; for example who imagined that a major city in the richest country of the world might be flooded; clearly a less outlandish concept than alien life.

What I am trying to say is that our imagination needs exercise, and the usual sources of SF are no longer stretching our minds… we need something new:

Earlier this year, Steve Eley started Escape Pod; He had a big idea - he would find the best writers of short fiction and actually pay them to have their stories read out. He decided to go further, each story would be read by a guest narrator who would also be paid for their time.

Steve’s budgets are not big, and the first ten or so episodes were self-financed. But it made a difference, any author can give a text away, but it is a substantially better thing to be paid for your writing, even if the fee is modest. At a time when everybody else is was amateur, he can rightly claim to have been one of the first professionals.

I know I am not the only person who thinks so: Bestselling novelist Cory Doctrow recently discovered Escape Pod and has offered a story.

Escape pod can be found on every single podcast directory in the known universe.

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Stewart Lee: “Stand Up Comedian”

I just received my copy of Stewart Lee’s new DVD, “Stand Up Comedian” this morning; It’s a retrospective of some of Stu’s best stand-up material developed over the past two years. This is the same Stewart Lee who gave us the Jerry Springer Opera, and possibly Britain’s best currently performing stand-up comedians.

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This DVD shows Lee at the peak of his skills; a measured performer who is in control of the audience. As one might expect, his set includes bizarre twists of logic; clever analysis of recent affairs and precisely targeted irony against an ever growing group of targets, which has expanded recently to include every Perrier award winning comedian, and anybody vaguely religious.

Fair game if you ask me.

I know it’s a cliche to compare Stewart Lee to Bill Hicks; but there is truth in this comparison. Like Bill Hicks, Lee is a visionary who has transcended the world of mundane observation. Lee lacks the spiritualism of Bill Hicks, but like the best performers can conjure absurdity from the most barren of topics.

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Luxuary Vegetables

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My friend and co-worker Jack took these astonishing pictures of a fractal brasica not so long ago. He used an old Nikkor F1.8 50mm lens at nearly full appeature with a 1cm focus ring to get that extra closeup zing. All the images from this photoset were taken with my Nikon D70s.

All of MP3 Downloader Update

Contrary to popular demand, I have decided to write some more about my “All of MP3” downloader script. You may be wondering why I think this is important enough to write about twice in one week; The same week that the corrupt Bush administration may see a key administrator prosecuted; A week in which my favourite Blogger has once again been slandered, and many other newsworthy things have occurred. Why then am I writing about an obscure script designed to download music from a Russian online music store?
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Cory and the Copyfighters

Last Sunday was my second attempt at speaking at Speakers corner; I wouldnt say that I was any better prepared than last time, but a little bit of confidence and familiarity helped me give a better speech than my previous faltering feeble attempt. We even managed to attract a member the press who observed our antics.

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Before you assume that I have become a religious zealot or a Marxist or one of the usual rhetoricians who haunt this most noisy of corners every Sunday, you should know that I was there to talk about Software Freedom as part of the CopyFighters Talking-Shop. An informal group of people organised by novelist and activist Cory Doctrow.

Enhanced Python AllOfMp3.com downloader

I’ve been working on a hacked version of r00tshell’s Python “All Of Mp3 music downloader“; The idea is to take his research into exactly how to connect to the All of MP3 music download service and re-package it as a friendly, testable, deployable python program.

It’s not finished yet, however the key advantages my version ought to offer will include:
* Fully Object-Oriented Design - This will encourage code-reuse, e.g. somebody could build the class into a QT or GTK based graphical application.
* Support for multi-threaded downloading - This allows users to download multiple files at a time.
* Support for file organisation - This will allow files to be sorted into subdirectories based on their ogg/id3 metadata.

My work is on my subversion archive. The original version can be found on r00tshell’s subversion.

Anti Virus, Microsoft Style

How does the producer of a tragically flawed range of operating systems and office software turn problems into opportunities? The solution is simple if you are a monopoly with complete control over the sales channel: You make it so that people have to pay again to fix the problems you created first time around.

This week ZDNet are reporting Microsoft’s triumphal arrival in the Windows Security market. Or at least the announcement that they may one day arrive with at least some degree of pomp. Microsoft had stated that they intend to do what companies like Symantec currently do with their Norton range of anti-virus products.

The new anti-virus services will be targeted at both businesses and consumers, effectivly going after exactly the same marketplace that Symantec and Mcaffee compete for. They have one advantage over the traditional anti-virus vendors: The new Microsoft solution will come bundled with the next version of Windows, and possibly also with a Windows XP update. Where people have to choose Symantec or Mcaffee, they will be given Microsoft’s solution wether they asked for it or not.
Once deployed on the user’s desktop, upselling to a subscription is easy; You need only flash up a popup message warning that the computer is vulnerable, plus provide a convenient way of letting the customer subscribe. The result is that most Windows users will have a subscription to Microsoft’s service before they even consider the alternatives.

Naturally the other players in the software market have reacted with some degree of alarm to the prospect of having their marketplace disapear in moments. Symentec have responded with customary bravado about how they are going to compete with Microsoft based on their software quality and reputation; There was a time when Netscape and Real Media thought this as well, and now look where they are.

But while the AV companies talk up their prospects on the Windows platform, their desperation is obvious: As the Windows market will certainly close, the companies would like to monetize other platforms:

Symantec would like Mac OSX users to be as paranoid about viruses as Windows users - I don’t think this will work, we do not have a virus problem yet on Mac, and Symantec will have a hard time convincing us that we need to install Anti-Virus just to protect our Windows using friends.

Linux users might conceivably benefit from a server-oriented anti-virus system, however this market is much smaller and already owned by a number of free software products, and the European Anti-Virus firm Sophos who wisely decided to support all platforms for as long as I can remember.

And it hardly seems like a co-incidence that Symantec decided to hike up their prices. After all if the market is going to vanish, they might as well extract as much cash as possible from their subscribers.

Pointless Blog Spam

The volume of trackbacks and comments on my blog has recently increased. It’s not a reaction to my incisive technical commentary, nor is it the league of goths and Stargate SG1 nerds who regularly post in order call me a lamer.

The spammers have returned and this time with more sophisticated spambots which are capable of eluding the first generation of Wordpress anti-spam plugins I installed two months ago. I’ve just upgraded my spam-fighting tools, and I am curious to see how effective the spammers will be against a combination of anti bot techniques.

The Annoying Spam Site

In the meantime, I wonder what it is that the spammers are hoping to gain; They are using some of the most advanced blog spamming techniques to advertise some of the most ludicrous and easily filtered-out websites. These consist of pages of computer generated gibberish. I expect that they are designed to draw traffic away from Google, however since all these computer generated sites share the same structure and run from a small number of IP addresses, Google will have no difficulty in blacklisting all of them.

I cannot work it out; A great deal of effort has gone into running a spamming campaign, but without any obvious payoff, and a strategy so fatally flawed as to render it not worth bothering with in the first place.