Monthly Archive for January, 2006

Starforce obviously do not understand the “Streisand Effect”

… because if they did they would know better than to try to intimidate Cory Doctorow for criticising their products. They would know that an effect to chill certain kinds of free speech is almost certainly going to provoke a backlash. It’s really not such a difficult concept.

Doctorow recently revealed that the Starforce anti-copying technology uses hidden malware which is installed onto gamers’ computers without permission or notification. He also noted that Starforce installs a driver that can seriously degrade the performance of a CD drive on a Windows PC.

As usual, Linux and Mac users need not worry about this sillyness.

Updare: The Consumerist is covering this story - I think it’s about to get very big.

Rate Dan’s Rap

Dan Wilson, (who you may remember from Epistaxis Time and The Exciting Hellebore Shew) needs your help. Only five minutes of your time can help this young man achieve his musical ambitions.

Some of you may be aware of the site called “Rate My Rap”, a music site for people to upload and share their big-upping gangsta stylin’ raps, in order to see who amongst the site’s users is the most “street” or “ghetto”. The other day I uploaded Wilson’s epic “Got Bruised 4 Real“, a gritty rhyme about life on the mean-streets of Bishop’s Stortford and the all to horrific practice of “Happy Slapping”, and the dangers of cycling a BMX on a pavement.

Last week I uploaded wilson’s track onto the RateMyRap.com archive, and the track hit the site’s top 20 in less than a day. Unfortunately, over the weekend other rappers have attempted to deprive Wilson of the #1 slot which he so clearly deserves. It’s your task to help him up to number one. He needs your votes.

Wilson is clearly the freshest phenomena in the whole moribund genre of Rap; He deserves your votes. He needs your votes if his track is to remain at the number one slot on RateMyRap.com.

Vote here:
http://www.ratemyrap.com/ratemyrap/details.php?image_id=216

Children of the Gods

I really did not want to like Children of the Gods. Reading that it was a epic Independance Day inspired space-opera set in the near future, I just expected to dislike it… after all hadnt George Lucas annexed this thematic territory long, long ago?

But I actually enjoyed it… and five minutes into the first episode I really got into it. I felt slightly guilty for getting my kicks from what is one of the most over-exploited sub-genres of science fiction, somehow it worked for me.

This series attempts to imagine an Independance-Day type scenario from the perspective of a group of fighter pilots seconded to a futuristic carrier-ship. Mankind is locked in a decades old war with an alien race from another solar system and for various reasons this war is going very badly.

It’s 2 parts “Starship Troopers” with an extra dollop of “Battlestar Galactica”, with production values which are way above average for an independantly produced podcast series. It’s heavy on the exposition with mostly good character acting and an unusual, well-edited orchestral soundtrack. I’m hooked.

Me, Escape Pod, Thursday

Set your podcatchers to download Escape Pod on Friday the 26th of January. I’m the guest presenter, and like ITV’s “The Storyteller”, my stories must be told. As you may already know, Escape Pod is the free weekly science-fiction and fantasy magazine. It’s the largest free collection of science-fiction and fantasy stories on the Internet, and I’ve been somewhat obsessed by this project since it started last Summer.

The Storyteller

Intro:

Steve asked me to tell you about my love for the definitive English trilogy; Written shortly after the 2nd world war, This epic story spans three volumes and a shorter children’s novel. It’s a story of intrigue, betrayal and a long adventure very far from home…

I’m sure most of you have guessed that I’m talking about the Ghormenghast books by Mervyn Peake. The trilogy has recently been re-released as a single volume, and if you are lucky you might find an out of print copy of Peake’s sinister children’s book “Boy in Darkness”.
This trilogy describes the childhood of Titus Groan, the heir to the throne of Castle Ghormenghast, a crumbling dystopia where tradition and pointless ceremony utterly dominate life.

The books describe the rise and eventual fall of “Steerpike”, an ambitious kitchen-boy who by cunning, and deception gains the highest office in the land. Steerpike will stop at nothing (including murder) to get what he wants. Titus is the only person in the castle with with wits to oppose steerpike.

These books are about Titus’s struggle to overcome betrayal and escape his destiny. They are about growing up and becoming a man. These are the eternal, epic themes, themes of great literature…

… and yet strangely enough you will find this book in the Fantasy section, even though it features no dwarves, magic rings or any of the usual Tolkeinesque trappings.
Every time I see Ghormenghast on a ‘Fantasy’ shelf, I’m going to pick it up and move it into the ‘Literature’ section. Now Ghormenghast clearly IS a work of fantasy because it is purely a work of imagination. The world of Ghormenghast is to bizarre to ever have existed, but nevertheless, the book is also great literature and I think it deserves to be treated as such.
It works the other way round: I can take “Moby-Dick” and place it with the Fantasy novels. Moby-Dick is unquestionably great literature, but It’s also a fantasy world every bit as removed from our lives as an alien planet. Why shouldn’t Moby-Dick live on the same shelves as Shai-Halud?

Malevolent whales are arguably further from our urban reality than robots and cyberspace.

The division between great Literature and great fantasy is artificial. It exists only for the convenience of booksellers, and it puts our favourite stories into a ghetto. We should recognise that all great stories are made from the same stuff; and once we do we can unite against the real enemy:
We’ve allowed ‘our’ section to be invaded by spin-off novels; The adaptations from movies, tv-shows and even video-games. Those publishers are really aiming for the lowest common denominator, and as a result it’s not surprising that most booksellers don’t take Fantasy and SF seriously.

And that’s where Escape Pod can help; I expect the new authors “the Pod” has featured will soon have their own books published; We can expect amazing stories that cross the genres, and defy our expectations. But more importantly, these will be books that we will want to buy
If we support those authors by buying their books, then booksellers might just want to stock more original works and fewer spin-offs. Publishers might turn off their play-stations and actually start commissioning some original work. Before we know it, we will have created a thriving market for new fiction… or is that just a fantasy?

Which somehow brings me to our latest battle in our struggle for literary liberation; Today’s story ,“L’alchemista” by Nora Jemison received an honourable mention in the 18th edition of “The Year’s Best Horror and Fantasy”. Nora was also the winner of a travel grant form the Speculative Literature Foundation.

Her story is without doubt a fantasy, however one which eschews the usual cod medievalisms, semi-norse poetry and sword-wielding hobgoblins. It is set in contemporary Italy, and while magic is involved, it’s both familiar and subtle.

It’s read by an expert fantasist, Paul Tevis from the “Have Games Will Travel” podcast, a show about the philosophy of games and role-playing. Paul’s series really dissects the essence of fantasy, and you can find him you can find it on the iTunes Music store, or just follow the link from www.escapepod.org

As Steve would say, It’s story time…

OUTRO

And that was our story…

Nora Jemison (the author of today’s story) says she listens to Escape Pod as she bikes into work. A few weeks back I Steve mentioned Eric from Surrey, England who listens to Escape Pod on his motorbike. It’s time for me to confess, that I am also a escape-pod biker. I know that it’s not safe to mix fantasy and motorbikes with oncoming heavy-goods vehicles, but nevertheless, many of us do.

I’m not encouraging it or anything, but do please let us know if like Nora you listen to Escape Pod in a dangerous or life threatening situation. For example, do you listen while you deploy fireworks, operate agricultural machenery or perhaps pilot an experimental aircraft. I think it’s measure of how much we value our escapism; literally how much personal danger are we willing to expose ourselves to for half an hour of fantasy? The most extravagant story will win nothing but my admiration, but please add your comments to www.escapepod.org.

Speaking of featured donors, today’s featured donor is myself. Yes, I have donated to Escape Pod on a number of occasions and my British pounds go to pay authors and keep the escape pod web-server from imploding. I would urge you to do the same.

I know it’s self indulgent to feature myself, but that’s because I would like to tell you about another artistic institution that deserves your attention and perhaps a podcast subscription.

I’m talking about London’s ultra-alternative radio station Resonance FM. Resonance gives a showcase to our city’s most unusual artists. People like Dan Wilson, whose hobby is tape-dropping, the art of purposefully discarding recordings full of original, bizarre and challenging audio in order to create a disturbance. Some might think that a pointless and loosery thing to do, but just be thankful Resonance FM helps to channel his artistic energies.

“Tape-dropping is a nice exciting method of music distribution that has its roots in the historic medieval pastime of twig-dropping; leaving oddly shaped twigs around the courtyard to freak out the superstitious. Whether they be gentry or serf, it mattered not.”

Dan is one of the many bizarre and original resonance programme makers, so if you are curious, just follow the link for Resonance FM on from www.escapepod.org or search any of the podcast directories for “Resonance”. I’m going to play a promo for Dan’s show at the end of today’s podcast.

In the meantime, it’s time to remind you that our theme tune is by Daikaiju, whose riffs will outlast the heat-death of the universe.

This recording is released under a creative commons “Attribution, non-commercial no-derivatives” license. This means that like Dan, you are free to record copies of Escape Pod onto cassettes and CD’s in your neighbourhood in order to perplex your fellow earthlings.

So until next week, when Steve Eley returns, I’ve been Salim Fadhley for Escape Pod. Thanks for listening.

Good Riddance, Radio 4 Theme

That awful medley of folk-tunes and pomp, “The Radio 4 Theme” has finally been put to pasture. This annoying ditty was traditionally played at around 5:30am every day to herald the start of Radio 4’s schedule.
Only thirty years after it was first sheduled, the BBC controllers have finally realised that it is “Stale” and that they could use the six awful minutes every day for something more interesting. It’s not like this melody was a short theme or jingle, it was a six minute full orchestral number that Radio 4 would play every single day.
After this much needed change to the schedule, I think the Radio 4 controller should turn his attention to that other repetitive musical abomination: “Sailing By”. This tune is musically more repetitive, and because I am a late night person, it’s a melody that I am more likely to hear. Every reason for killing off the “Radio 4 Theme” also applies to “Sailing By”.

Join my Animal Crossing Clique

I’ve been playing an imported copy of “Animal Crossing : Wide World” the new network enabled game from Nintendo. It’s gobsmackingly cute, but I need more friends to play with. If like me you are hooked on this game, why not add me and some of my pals to your list. Dont forget to leave your name, town-name and friend-code in a comment on this message.

A screenshot of Animal Crossing

  • “Dobson” from “Hoon”, 2276 9658 8136
  • “Ringworm” from “Cowfold”, 1289 1257 5835
  • “Snoots” from “Dogtown”, 1503 8623 7384

Add these three names to your friend-list and write your details including your name, town-name and friend-code on your notice-board. That way all the other players will eventually get round to adding you. If you play regularly make sure you tell us when you leave your gates open.

My collection of Frank Key Pamphlets

Dear readers of the infernal bloggosphere. I present to you my hard-won collection of Frank Key novels and pamphlets. These are truly rare items of literature, each has been out of print for at least a decade.

The fold-out diagram from Twitching & Shattered

Some of you will know Frank Key as the humorist behind Resonance FM’s “Hooting Yard on the Air“. Others will know him by his messy web-pages, but few people knwo that long before these modern contrivances he was an out of print pamphleteer. My collection currently includes:

Click on any of the above links to see photos of the item.