Monthly Archive for March, 2006

IT Contractors comment on the ID Card

I found some particularly good comments on the Blairwarch.co.uk blog article about the National ID card scheme:

“This is going to be one of the biggest wastes of public money ever. Still, as an IT contractor, maybe I will be lucky enough to get on the gravy train? I’ve worked on 2 local govt projects in the past 3 years, and each time the project has been cancelled after close on £1 million has been spent.” - Will

“The pressure is likely to be immense, given the timing of the next election and the likelihood of political weight being brought to bear to have it done and dusted before a likely Labour defeat. See rail privatisation for an example of what happens when you rush in order to make life difficult for the next people.”

The ID Card scheme is going to make a lot of IT contractors very well off. It’s an enormous project and it will require a lot of people. The chances of the biggest government IT project ever running according to schedule are minimal, and our prime minister is almost certainly counting on the fact that the fall-out of the National ID Card scheme will be the burden another government.

A Mighty Concession

So ID Cards will be compulsory by 2010, and our government are acting like they have made an enormous and magnanimous concession to the majority of the House of Lords who remain skeptical of this ill-conceived notion.

It is just an act; This is a complete victory for the government.

Work has not yet begun on the ID card system. No infrastructure has been put in place. Nobody has been recruited to build it and the billions that this white-elephant scheme are likely to cost are still safe in HM Treasury. The probability that the UK’s biggest ever public-sector IT project will be complete in less than four years is low.

The ID Card scheme is the technological equivalent of building the channel-tunnel. It’s big and it’s infrastructure will need to span our entire country. It will need to be reliable, secure and foolproof if it is to have any hope of working. What are the chances of a mega project being complete and functional in less than four years time?

Most likely, the 2010 deadline will come and go and the project will be incomplete, massively over-budget and prone to exactly the kind of security leaks that will make this project a thousand times more disastrous than a city full of millennium-domes.

I don’t plan to be in London for the 2012 Olympics, however I am sure I will be reading headlines about how the new and over-budget ID card scheme is screwing up our nation’s security.

Tron 1.0.1

Released in 1982, Tron is an animated feature film from the Walt Disney Corporation. This film combines live action with CGI and traditional cell animation. The artistic result is way ahead of it’s time; indeed we can safely argue that Tron is the visual forerunner of the cyberpunk genre. The “computer world” of Tron has inspired the alternative realities of more recent works such as Sega’s “Rez” and “The Matrix”.

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Tron’s plot is a thinly veiled allegory for the great debate between operating system pioneers Linus Torvalds and Andrew Tannenbaum; spesifically the eternal battle between advocates of monolithic operating system design vs micorkernel. Tron’s producers take a very one-sided view of this argument – the monolithic “Master Control Program” is clearly the bad guy, however in their credit, this was merely the received wisdom of the age. Regardless of the computer-science flaws, the film is visually superb entertainment more than twenty years after it’s original release.

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That isn’t to say the film has dated; It certainly has – while the animated sections remain compelling, the live action segments set in the real world appear ludicrous and clumsy. They lack the panache of the virtual-reality scenes and only serve to provide a somewhat redundant set-up for the entirely self-contained animated sequences that form the body of the film.

The live-action epilogue is also baffling in it’s redundancy. I suspect the film producers were trying to provide some kind of revenge themed closure, in which our hero replaces the corrupt manager of the company; Once again, this live action sequence detracts from the final sequence of the animated section where we see “Flynn” rise god-like from the spinning wreck of the “master-control program”. We can only assume he has made it, but his absence from the cyberscape after that moment leaves us in doubt.

One of the film’s main strengths is it’s sound-track. The score was composed and performed by Wendy Carlos (an associate of the recently deceased synth-pioneer Bob Moog), with help from the London Symphony Orchestra. It’s evocative, subtle, original and entirely spoilt by a number of unimaginative prog-rock tracks by a band called “Journey”. Fortunately there are only two sections of prog-rock in the film, both of which are somewhat redundant.

Perhaps by now you have twigged, that it’s my intent to correct some of these flaws. In a nutshell, we have an visually superb film spoilt by some unnecessary, badly-filmed live-action sequences. Thanks to affordable digital editing software I can now take my DVD copy of this film and completely strip it of all of it’s flaws, leaving a shorter, more challenging and ambiguous film.

When you remove the “real world” from Tron you get a completely different effect. Without any orientation, we do not nececarily know from the beginning what the nature of these characters who inhabit the virtual world are.

We see Clu apprehended and apparently crushed by a “recogniser” at the start of the film. In the original version Clu is destroyed and replaced by his alter-ego. In my version he is merely thrown into the “game-grid” as a result of his capture. Naturally that also explains his colour change. In Tron, the MCP’s agents are predominantly coloured red, whereas the fugitive programs are pale-blue.

Of courese, if the real-world does not exist then how do we explain Clu/Flynn’s change of manerism and his claims to be a user. Before his apprehension he makes no reference to userdom (the equivalent to divinity in the computer-world). Is Clu delusional or perhaps some kind of computer-world mesiah.

My reduced ending also adds a delicious ambiguity to what in the original version is shown to be a clean escape. Clu/Flynn is propelled upwards in the disintegration of the MCP. He is not shown to have been destroyed, but nor is he shown to be safe, or re-united with the programs that he has saved from assimilation. We are now free to interpret the nature of his escape for ourselves.

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Sadly, the film Tron and it’s soundtrack are copyrighted works. This means I cannot legally distribute a copy of this movie, however I will release my “Edit Decision List”, the recipe for you to take a copy of the Tron film and re-create my edits. This will be released into the public domain, which means that anybody is free to view this classic work of science fiction is it was meant to be.

“The Book of Gnats” is online now

Make sure you take a moment to hear Frank Key’s exciting yarn, The Book of Gnats, no doubt the most exciting story you will ever hear concerning a book that you will never be able to read. While you are at it, please take a moment to subscribe to the Hooting Yard Podcast, which will provide you with no end of enlightenment.

Of Patents & Broken Windows

This short essay at the “Right to Create” explains the fallacy of IT Patents. We are often told by pro-patent advocates that a harmonious patent system is required for a thriving information economy. For those of us involved in IT, this just does not add up. Lawyers cost money, and patents (both the ones you have and the ones you dont have) end up costing businesses money.

“Many of you, no doubt, are familiar with Bastiat’s Parable of the Broken Window, in which is illustrated the fallacy of economic benefit caused by a small boy who throws a stone through the shopkeeper’s window, causing money to be spent by the keeper to pay a glazier to replace the window, which the glazier then uses to buy bread and shoes, etc.”

Like all of Batistat’s fallacies, begin with a widely held belief (e.g. economic protectionism is good), and then this notion is expanded upon in order to reveal it’s real absurdity. In this case, the easayist shows that arguing for IT patents makes as much sense as paying little boys to throw stones through windows.
And as a reminder to information activists, Cory Doctorow is hosting the final Copyfighter’s drunken brunch, possibly somewhere near the Stanhope Centre, near Hyde Park. Do please check Cory’s blog if you care for that sort of thing.

The Book of Gnats

The literary world abounds with tales of lost books; These are manuscripts which have been mislaid and masterpieces which never made it to the press. Just search google for “lost novels” for a very long lost of famous novelists and their missing works.

This week, the Resonance FM Podcast site will tell the story of what is perhaps the most obscure and befuddling tale of lost fiction. Frank Key will be lecturing us on the origin, supression, recovery and destruction of Maude Glub’s only work of fiction, “The Book of Gnats”.